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[13 Jul 2007|08:51pm]
Fuckin' hell.
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[10 Mar 2004|04:39pm]
I don't want to work for the newspaper anymore.
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[26 Feb 2004|05:59pm]
I saw "The Passion of the Christ" and thought it was a really bad movie. I hated it a lot. I want to hear other opinions.
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[28 Jan 2004|06:13pm]
I hate your music.
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[27 Nov 2003|07:50pm]
I think I'm the only person alive who doesn't give a fuck about Suicide Girls.
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[27 Nov 2003|12:43am]
http://hal9000.inetstrat.com/parodies.html
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[05 Oct 2003|01:25pm]
There. I got a girlfriend. What what.
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[20 Aug 2003|08:51pm]
what
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[08 Aug 2003|01:25pm]
I am seriously amazed that I have never put silverware in the microwave.
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[29 Jul 2003|11:08pm]
masochist

n : someone who obtains pleasure from receiving punishment.
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[27 Jul 2003|03:34pm]
I GOT A LOT OF CRAP IN THE MAIL TODAY. THANKS KEIRA.
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[23 Jul 2003|12:11am]
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[20 Jul 2003|04:40pm]
DoomIsMyHero: We need some Wild and Crazy Kids games
DoomIsMyHero: Like we have to jump on trampolines with sticks on our heads and pop balloons filled with shaving cream
DoomIsMyHero: And then Mark Summers will molest us off camera
tHE16 1 9 142064: ill


Give me some ideas for my birthday party.
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[19 Jul 2003|04:17am]
The trash bag disappeared. I have nowhere to throw away my orange juice.
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FOR JOHNNY [13 Jul 2003|12:48am]
DoomIsMyHero: DUDE SERIOUSLY
DoomIsMyHero: SWITCH TO TDS METROCOM
DoomIsMyHero: FUCKING RULES
DoomIsMyHero: YOU AIN'T REAL
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: whyu is it so good?
DoomIsMyHero: Dude it's fucking nuts
DoomIsMyHero: It's like
DoomIsMyHero: They got a truck and shit
DoomIsMyHero: That says TDS METROCOM on it
DoomIsMyHero: And it has a picture of a phone
DoomIsMyHero: And there's this dude
DoomIsMyHero: He's badass too
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: 'wtf
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: ?
DoomIsMyHero: He's got a belt
DoomIsMyHero: And like some gadgets
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: yo stop smokin crack
DoomIsMyHero: Hahahaha smokin crack
DoomIsMyHero: I gotta write that down
DoomIsMyHero: Where do you work?
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: i dont
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: yo who is this?
DoomIsMyHero: Dude you know a bomb place to work?
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: ?
DoomIsMyHero: FUCKING TDS METROCOM
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: ok
DoomIsMyHero: What phone service you got?
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: none
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: i use cell
DoomIsMyHero: Hahahaha
DoomIsMyHero: Fucking pussy
DoomIsMyHero: "i use cell"
DoomIsMyHero: "i use a vibrator"
TyRsYn NiGhT SyN: yo you have 2 seconds to tell l me who this is
DoomIsMyHero: "i use anal lubricant"
DoomIsMyHero: 1
DoomIsMyHero: 2
DoomIsMyHero: Fuck
DoomIsMyHero: You
DoomIsMyHero: Hacker wannabe piece of shit
Previous message was not received by TyRsYn NiGhT SyN because of error: User TyRsYn NiGhT SyN is not available.
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BAD TIME 2304 [10 Jul 2003|11:25pm]
DoomIsMyHero: BLOCK BURNA
DoomIsMyHero: BURN IT DOWN
witsashtray11: Are you a guy?
DoomIsMyHero: BLAZE IT UP
DoomIsMyHero: ARE YOU A GAY
witsashtray11: h
witsashtray11: no
DoomIsMyHero: OH NO
DoomIsMyHero: BLOCK BURNA

DoomIsMyHero: my name is jennifer
DoomIsMyHero: i live in the atlanta area
DoomIsMyHero: i like:
DoomIsMyHero: Dicks in my mouth
GreenEyz4: wow your a slut
DoomIsMyHero: Flying across the ocean on a coffin
DoomIsMyHero: Burning the moon down
DoomIsMyHero: Drinking lava
DoomIsMyHero: Growing nose warlords
DoomIsMyHero: Making toast

Rude Minnesotan: WHo are you?
DoomIsMyHero: Why is that important?
Rude Minnesotan: Because it is.
Rude Minnesotan: Yer not supposed to talk to strangers...
Rude Minnesotan: :-[
DoomIsMyHero: You're a fucking queer

DoomIsMyHero: Y
DoomIsMyHero: O
DoomIsMyHero: U
DoomIsMyHero: A
DoomIsMyHero: R
DoomIsMyHero: E
DoomIsMyHero: FAT
GlamourXchicK: o
GlamourXchicK: k
GlamourXchicK: t
GlamourXchicK: h
GlamourXchicK: a
GlamourXchicK: n
GlamourXchicK: k
GlamourXchicK: u
GlamourXchicK: who are you
DoomIsMyHero: BYE
GlamourXchicK: WELL DONT IM ME WITH GAY SHIT SAYING IM FAT IF YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME THANKS.
GlamourXchicK: LATER
DoomIsMyHero: YOU'RE SO FAT

DoomIsMyHero: You ain't no big
dreamerofdreamsx: oh ok
dreamerofdreamsx: who is this
dreamerofdreamsx: ...
DoomIsMyHero: ...
dreamerofdreamsx: who is this
DoomIsMyHero: who is this
DoomIsMyHero: GUESS
dreamerofdreamsx: dan
DoomIsMyHero: >:o
dreamerofdreamsx: hahaha
dreamerofdreamsx: hi dan
DoomIsMyHero: ...Dan WHO
dreamerofdreamsx: beslilesdjklfh
dreamerofdreamsx: or belisle
DoomIsMyHero: Close enough
DoomIsMyHero: What's going on
dreamerofdreamsx: i dont know how you spell it
dreamerofdreamsx: haha
dreamerofdreamsx: nothing you
DoomIsMyHero: BLEKSLESIeE
dreamerofdreamsx: haha thats more like it
DoomIsMyHero: I'm listening to the radio
DoomIsMyHero: I should probably turn it on
dreamerofdreamsx: sweet
dreamerofdreamsx: yeah that might help
dreamerofdreamsx: we're hanging out tomorrow
dreamerofdreamsx: me you bryan and whoever else
DoomIsMyHero: Where
dreamerofdreamsx: i dont know
dreamerofdreamsx: its supposed to rain though
DoomIsMyHero: Oh awesome
dreamerofdreamsx: yeah..pretty sweet
dreamerofdreamsx: i want to see the pirates of the carribean
DoomIsMyHero: Yeah don't
dreamerofdreamsx: yeah why
DoomIsMyHero: I saw it last week
dreamerofdreamsx: oh
dreamerofdreamsx: bad?
DoomIsMyHero: It was garbage
dreamerofdreamsx: whatis your buddy icon haha
DoomIsMyHero: It's some guy I saw in the newspaper
DoomIsMyHero: He's talking about sports
dreamerofdreamsx: damn...and jonny depp and orlando bloom are so hot too. what a shame
dreamerofdreamsx: why is it your icon
DoomIsMyHero: Why not
dreamerofdreamsx: i dont know haha
DoomIsMyHero: Look at his goddamn face!
dreamerofdreamsx: yeah
DoomIsMyHero: He looks like a MUPPET BABY
dreamerofdreamsx: hahahaha
dreamerofdreamsx: no it doesnt
DoomIsMyHero: Okay so I've never seen Muppet Babies
dreamerofdreamsx: haha
dreamerofdreamsx: how can you have not seen muppet babies
dreamerofdreamsx: where have you been?
DoomIsMyHero: I've been too busy listening to the radio
dreamerofdreamsx: oh haha. with it off and everything
dreamerofdreamsx: that takes talent
DoomIsMyHero: And dedication
dreamerofdreamsx: definately
dreamerofdreamsx: i also need to see 28 days later
dreamerofdreamsx: i heard its really scary
dreamerofdreamsx: why did you just go on your other sn.
DoomIsMyHero: Because my name is Tom
DoomIsMyHero: Who is Dan?
dreamerofdreamsx: um
dreamerofdreamsx: so confused
DoomIsMyHero: HAHAHA
dreamerofdreamsx: alright
DoomIsMyHero: I AM THE AMAZING SHOE
DoomIsMyHero: U R TRIKT

DoomIsMyHero: HI
Stings Venom 41: hello
DoomIsMyHero: MY NAME IS LISA
DoomIsMyHero: I LIKE DINKIES
Stings Venom 41: ok
Stings Venom 41: yeah bye
DoomIsMyHero: Hahaha
Previous message was not received by Stings Venom 41 because of error: User Stings Venom 41 is not available.

DoomIsMyHero: I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
xthinkxpositivex: oh no
xthinkxpositivex: why
DoomIsMyHero: HRKAHKK

DoomIsMyHero: I know a guy named Tony
xbrokenxnothingx: do you?
DoomIsMyHero: Yes
DoomIsMyHero: And I like to share that fact as often as possible
xbrokenxnothingx: well that's a good thing
xbrokenxnothingx: you can't find too many tonys these days
xbrokenxnothingx: i also know a tony
DoomIsMyHero: FUCK YOU

DoomIsMyHero: BITCH GET OFF MY STEEZ
FeelMyOrange: what the fuck?

xthinkxpositivex: so do you have a pic or not?
DoomIsMyHero: NO
DoomIsMyHero: SHALLOW
xthinkxpositivex: no im not shallow i just wanna make sure youre not some 60 year old perverted guy
DoomIsMyHero: If I was some 60 year old perveted guy, do you think I'd send you an actual picture of me?
DoomIsMyHero: I'd send you a picture of some HOMO from DAWSON'S CREEK
xthinkxpositivex: haha
DoomIsMyHero: And you'd fall in love with me
xthinkxpositivex: i hate dawsons creek
DoomIsMyHero: Then I'd direct you to a hotel and KILL YOU IN MY CAR
xthinkxpositivex: haha im not that fucken dumb to go meet you by myself
DoomIsMyHero: I'd kill your friends too
DoomIsMyHero: And have a MURDER PARTY

DoomIsMyHero: Hi
fashioncoregeek: hello
fashioncoregeek: nice name
DoomIsMyHero: EAT SHIT

DoomIsMyHero: You have rope on your face
ArTiSyUmMy: what?
DoomIsMyHero: FIX IT
DoomIsMyHero: IT IS A PROBLEM
ArTiSyUmMy: >:o
DoomIsMyHero: NOBODY LIKES ROPE
ArTiSyUmMy: shut the hell up
DoomIsMyHero: AND GET THAT CHERRY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

DoomIsMyHero: Hi
TrUe RefLeCti0ns: hi?
DoomIsMyHero: I play drums
DoomIsMyHero: I mean
DoomIsMyHero: I masturbate more than anybody else alive
DoomIsMyHero: But I do it with drumsticks
TrUe RefLeCti0ns: ohkkkkkkk
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[03 Jul 2003|07:45pm]
anusholeninja: it's great
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[03 Jul 2003|07:44pm]
DoomIsMyHero: I was like wtf
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[03 Jul 2003|07:43pm]
DoomIsMyHero: Oh yeah dude I heard about that
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[03 Jul 2003|07:38pm]
anusholeninja: then the cops came and shot him to death
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